Author Archives: Justin Colletti

Merry Christmas

To those who observe Christmas, and to those who merely see it happening around them, here’s hoping you have a happy one. To help make the day even better than it might have been, here are a few of my recommendations for The Best Christmas Albums in the History of the Universe, from the December […]

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On Politics (And How To Avoid Fighting About Them)

If you ever find yourself saying: “It’s all so obvious. The other side is so stupid. All we need to do is (blank),” then you’re probably wrong. Consider instead saying: “This issue is almost certainly complex and nuanced, and there are probably no perfect solutions, only tradeoffs.” A wiser person than I might also say: […]

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What Kind of Equality Do You Want?

All people were created equal. But nowhere is it written that they would remain that way. Nor should we expect them to. People come from a wide variety of backgrounds, with different aptitudes, interests, values and family histories. They are satisfied with different things, pursue different goals and choose different means of getting at them. […]

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The (music) world runs on greed. Or is it envy? (Don’t worry, there’s good news too.)

There once was a brilliant, Nobel prize-winning economist who said that the world runs on greed. “Do you know of any society that doesn’t run on greed?” he’d ask. He would often follow this up by joking: “What is greed, anyway? It’s never us who is greedy. It’s only the other guy who is ever […]

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Talent is not something you’re born with.

It’s something you earn. Throughout most of human history, it would have been unusual to say that some someone “is” a genius. You’d have been much more likely to think of a person as “having” a genius. This is not the way most of us understand it today. But a growing body of research suggests […]

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On Duck Dynasty and Freedom of Speech

“I may not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to make an ass of yourself.” -Oscar Wilde Recently, Phil Robertson of the reality TV show Duck Dynasty was suspended for making comments that many people, myself included, would consider quite silly and ignorant. Although his words were […]

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You’re Biased.

There is no such thing as an “unbiased” person. There are only people who refuse to admit to their own biases (which allows the biases free reign to take over) and those who acknowledge their biases (which potentially offers some modicum of effortful control over them.) Some biases are baked right into our DNA. The […]

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Last Night, the Famous Graffiti Art at 5 Pointz was Wiped Clean…

…And there are many art lovers who consider that a travesty. Personally, I always thought one of the things that makes graffiti uniquely interesting is that it is by its nature, impermanent, and that it exists outside the law. Are we supposed to protect graffiti by legal decree, or are we supposed to let it […]

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What is a “Hipster”?

There is an article in the New York Times today about how “Hipsters are Ruining Paris.” The author’s evidence for this are that there are now more bistros and fewer whorehouses, and that people are buying more vegetables and fewer cigarettes. My official response is: “OH MY GOD SHUT UP. JUST SHUT UP ALREADY WITH […]

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Catch the November issue of “Scientist.”

Hello, fellow Scientists of Sound! Welcome to the November issue of Trust Me, I’m A Scientist — the music magazine for people who make music. In This Issue: How to Tell If You’re an Amateur Musician An Inconvenient Fee: The Legacy of Pearl Jam Vs. Ticketmaster Picking Your Plectrum: An Audio Comparison of Odd and […]

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